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Pirate Erotica Chapter 3
Date: 9/8/2015, Categories: Gay Male, Sex Humor, Shemales, Author: buggiebug10, Rating: 100, Source: xHamster
street. I truly wanted to get excited by female dogs. But if they were not on two feet, they didn’t interest me in the least. Instead I found myself always staring at two-legs. Dear me God, if they were partly undressed. At the beach it was all I could do to stay off legs. I had to constantly restrain myself, a hellish kind of punishment. It all goes back to that young summer on the beach, the sheep’s milk and chocolates, Carnie, and my mother’s absence. Again, I tried to like dogs. You should know I tried. I went many times to dog whorehouses, to couple with dogs dressed up as two-legs. That was occasionally satisfactory. And once, in the street in Paris, I met a lovely female dog prostitute walking in high-heels on her hind feet. She was expensive, two milk bones and a biscuit, but I paid it, and up to her doghouse we went. She had dirty claws and seemed distracted, but she was the closest thing yet. Well, these were my formative experiences. The formation of Dogbert Dogbert. If only they had neutered me. All of this might have been averted. [For the sake of brevity I will now skip some of the boring parts.] Desperate to live a normal life, I married an ordinary bitch in Paris. I could tolerate her because she had some human mannerisms. She smirked and liked to wear bandanas around her neck. But soon the charm wore off, she left me for an army bulldog, who came to my house and didn’t flush the toilet. I wanted to kill him, though I was glad to be free at last, if you want ...