1. Church Girls are Easy (Part 2) Final


    Date: 9/8/2015, Categories: First Time, Masturbation, Author: Yubadude, Rating: 100, Source: xHamster

    absent from Church was Val. Odd thing, no one really asked. Maybe they knew, maybe they 'suspected.&#034 No one asked me where my &#034side kick' was. Lisa (my friend with benefits) was happy she was not around. Val probably went off to some other unsuspecting congregation in search of some guy whose heart she was going to break. I saw her around campus. She even had the nerve to come by and say 'Hi&#034 on occasions. I was polite. If she asked to sit down, I still stood up, as I had class; maybe it would rub off on her. Probably not. As an odd end to this story, the Monday before Thanksgiving, 1982, Val walked up to me in the cafeteria. Of course, she asked if she could join me. I said she could (I thought to myself she has nerve), so I stood up and pulled out the chair for her to sit and slid it under her. Val said she was sorry about everything she said to me as she was PMS ing and she mentioned the ex-boyfriend (or boyfriend as the case may have been) was pressuring her into having sex and she ...
    did not know what to do. Then, in a pouty, feel so sorry for me voice Val said, &#034I have really missed you.&#034 Somehow, I found this insincere. She continued, &#034Since you don't have any f****y or anything, how would you like to go with me to Redding, as my date, to my parents home for Thanksgiving Dinner? I really haven't had any other possibilities since you and I really miss you.&#034MAYBE I GOT BACK AT HER, MAYBE NOT. YOU GENTLE READER, BE THE JUDGE! Don't you just love the Germans. They have a word for everything. One of the words they have isSchadenfreude. It literally means &#034Joy in the suffering of others misfortunes.&#034 I don't know if Val was suffering, but it was so nice to tell her, &#034Well, I have been invited to someone's mountain retreat in Lake Tahoe. I am going to get to ski, have a nice Thanksgiving dinner with a f****y, so I will have to respectfully decline your invitation.&#034 I saw her around campus, but she never spoke to me again. I was fooled once. Not again.
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