1. The Toy Run (Part 2)


    Date: 8/27/2015, Categories: Mature, Sex Humor, Author: whiskabiscuit, Rating: 100, Source: xHamster

    After the surprise hummer from the Orange Julius girl. I entered the toy slinger on the upper level of the mall and decided to get the fuck out of there as quick as possible. I hit the doll aisle for the girl gift and didn't expect to see that there were so many options. I thought my &#034mother fucker&#034 was spoken soft. but an employee came around the corner and said, &#034excuse me sir, there are c***dren present&#034. I ignored them until they asked if they could help me. After mentioning that I was doing the &#034Toy's 4 Tots&#034 thing, the clerk changed his entire attitude towards me pretty quick. I let him choose a high-end Barbie with lot's of accessories. When I thanked him, he said, &#034check out is up front&#034. I fought the urge to say &#034No shit&#034 and told him that I needed another gift for a boy. I followed him a few aisles over and came to the conclusion that he was a &#034Peter Puffer&#034 by the little swish in his walk. I usually never gave a fuck about that stuff unless they hit on me. Just the fact that he was advertising something to me made it seem like it was more than likely going to happen. The clerk stopped and grabbed a whiffle ball/bat set. He began to stroke the bat with a hand and said, &#034This has always been one of my favorites&#034. I got pissed off and came right out and told him, &#034check it out, save that homosexual (emphasis on the homo) shit for the guys at the bar you hang out at okay&#034. He turned red and apologized six ...
    ways to Sunday. I politely told him I would find what else I needed on my own and he left me for another customer who had turned down the aisle we were in. I paid for my toys and left the store with my purchases in hand. Making a mad dash for the exit as quick as my get away sticks could muster. After putting the gifts in my saddle bags, I put a leg over and kicked my FL over with a loud roar. When I headed across the lot towards the exit onto the main drag and eventually the freeway. I saw a woman I recognized from a party at the clubhouse and chuckled from the memory of her swallowing at least a dozen loads of cum. The little smirk and finger gesture waving &#034hello&#034 made it obvious it was her. I left the lot and soon was putting onto the freeway. It took me about 20 minutes to get to the park where the guys were going to be starting the run at. Once there, I parked the bike and headed to the table where the toys were turned in to the event organizers. There were three women behind the table and all of them said, &#034Can I help you&#034 at the same time. I chuckled and said, &#034almost a three point harmony ladies&#034. All three of them were eyeballing me from head to toe. Which was common because most of the time, the volunteers were scooter tramps or soccer moms with a fantasy. I put the toys on the table and was handed a run pin by the tallest woman of the three. She was blonde with really big tits. The other blonde was better looking then her, but the brunette ...
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