1. Funny weed cunnilingus story


    Date: 8/27/2015, Categories: Hardcore, Sex Humor, Author: ILoveBigBush, Rating: 89, Source: xHamster

    I have a funny, and frankly, hot, story from spring break 1996 when I went to Jamaica with my friends in college. There, I met a fellow spring breaker named Jamie who was a bit of a hippychick complete with cornrows (that she had done in Jamaica as many tourists are apt to do). Our evening consisted of an all-night toking and 69 session in her hotel room. The air was so dense with weed smoke that I really couldn't smell her otherwise musky pussy. However, I was kind of on the look-out because when I started taking off her panties to lick her pussy she actually said, &#034Umm, I just want to warn 'ya, I didn't take a shower this morning and my friends and I stayed at the beach so long today, I didn't get a chance to wash up before going out tonight. So I might not smell too great down there.&#034 I could tell she was embarrassed, but not so much so as to not want me to go down on her, and I was now more curious than ever to taste and sniff her pussy. I said something like, &#034Don't be embarrassed. I'm not afraid of a little pussy smell and I'm sure it can't be that bad after only a day.&#034 To this she said, &#034Okayyyyy,&#034 and spread her legs so I could take off her panties. She spread apart her red lips with her own fingers which was fucking hot and exposed her clit and fairly wide hole to me. I had taken off my own underwear at the same time I removed hers, and as she spread apart her labia I went from a semi to a 7 inch erection, which elicited a &#034Wow, that ...
    got you interested. Hello penis.&#034 Sure enough, I was instantly hit with a waft of her vaginal odor and despite what I said to her earlier it actually did smell pretty bad after only one day. (Of course, I did not tell her this!) However, as I said, there was still so much fragrant weed smoke in the air that it muted any pussy stink quite sufficiently. Even if there was no weed smoke around, I would have still gladly gone down on Jamie. Aside from the smell, she had a natural blonde bush and very pretty, meaty lips. Besides, if you can't tell already, I've never really been disgusted by stinky pussy and have chosen to regard it as erotic over anything else. Jamie fit into that category of girls that didn't want to randomly have sex with a guy they just met on spring break, but everything up to that point was okay. This came up rather humorously when I was going down on her swollen, musky pussy. She said, &#034Holy shit! I want you inside of me, but I promised myself I wouldn't fuck a guy I just met on spring break. That's just too cliche, isn't it?&#034 I laughed and said, &#034It's about as cliche two spring breakers meeting and 69-ing all night.&#034 &#034Yeah,&#034 she laughed, &#034sounds like last night for me, but I can tell already that you're a better pussylicker than the guy last night and your cock is a lot bigger.&#034 Feeling cocky, I said, &#034And I bet I'll shoot a bigger load too.&#034 To that she said, &#034Okay so we're settled,&#034 and she switched ...
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