1. Friends: Dear Diary


    Date: 9/1/2015, Categories: Celebrities, Sex Humor, Taboo, Author: dudeman_85, Rating: 100, Source: xHamster

    Friends: Deleted Scenes - Dear Diary &#034Now where did she hide those damn candlesticks?&#034 Rachel asked herself. Chandler was moving in with Monica, and that meant that Rachel was moving out. She was very happy for them, even though she and Monica had been passively fighting over a pair of candlesticks that each girl thought she owned. Rachel was alone in the apartment so she decided to do a little searching. She went into Monica's room and quietly began looking through some boxes in her closet. Near the bottom of one box, she found a book. It had a small flimsy lock and the words across the front read, &#034My Diary.&#034 &#034So, Monica has a diary,&#034 she said to herself. Knowing that she shouldn't, Rachel found a hairpin and easily opened the lock. She rationalized that she and Monica didn't have any secrets from each other anyway, so what's the harm in reading a little bit? She flipped through the pages and her eyes suddenly fell on her name, &#034Rachel.&#034 She looked at the date - November 24, 1988. She realized that the diary was from their Senior Year in High School. --- &#034Dear Diary,&#034 it began. Rachel shook her head and smiled, recalling how geeky Monica could be back then. --- &#034Okay, I just have to tell you about what happened tonight. Let's see, where do I start with this? Chandler, Ross' friend from college is staying with us for the Thanksgiving break. Rachel had just left to go home. We were up in the guest bedroom, finding fresh sheets to ...
    make up the bed. Out of the blue, he told me that I looked 'stunning'. I must have smiled really big. Well, you know how hard I've worked to lose all that weight. And today, I wanted to make Chandler feel really dumb for calling me fat at last year's Thanksgiving, so I wore a really sexy dress to show him how good I look now.&#034 &#034I remember this,&#034 Rachel thought. &#034This was on Thanksgiving day.&#034 Ross and Chandler had come back from college. It was the year they both thought they were Don Johnson from Miami Vice. Pastel suits and beard stubble. She recalled giving Monica advice about how to act sexy and make Chandler jealous that he couldn't have her. Rachel read on... --- &#034It's so elegant. It's a dark burgundy velvet, with a fabric rose right in the middle of the bodice. The straps hang off my shoulders. It fits nice and snug around my hips and butt, and I look really good in it. I even went to the mall and bought new lingerie. A panties and a strapless bra. Black of course. And I got a garter belt and black silk stockings, too. I hope Mom doesn't find out. She'll freak. But really, I don't care what she'd think. I felt so sexy, especially with Chandler drooling all over himself.&#034 &#034All right,&#034 Rachel mumbled, pleased with herself, &#034so my advice worked.&#034 --- &#034Well anyway, we were in the walk-in closet, and I saw some sheets and blankets on the top shelf above the clothes rods. I reached up on my tip-toes to get them, and I noticed in ...
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