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We Will Do Your Mom First
Date: 9/1/2015, Categories: Hardcore, Mature, Taboo, Author: Bountyhunter310, Rating: 100, Source: xHamster
look on my face. "Twentyyyyyyy thousand?" I screeched. "You're nuts." For seconds my s****r stared at me, her disbelief of her b*****r's ignorance unhidden. I said nothing. Finally, slowly, her expression turned from hopelessness to determination. "What do you think I spend on clothes every year," she finally asked. I pretended to think it over before answering. "A thousand?" I finally offered tentatively. Ashley shook her head. "Higher?" She nodded yes. "Two?" Ash pointed here finger upwards. "Not as much as three?" the finger stayed pointed up. I jumped to five thousand with my next guess. Her finger stayed pointing up. "That's impossible, no one spends that much." Exasperation bloomed back into s*s's face. "How much do you think these shoes cost?" I pretended to examine them. "Forty bucks." "Over two hundred," s*s answered. "And my skirt?" I pretended I knew something about skirts and quickly answered, "I know they're about twenty-five," I said confidently, "I saw one just like that in Target last week." "You did not see one like this in Target!" s*s's gnashing of her teeth made her hard to understand. "And what about my underwear?" she finally spat out. "Like your bra and panties?" She nodded yes. "Well I got a six pack of Fruit of the Loom for seven dollars last month. So maybe double that if you include the bra ... so what, ... f******n bucks divided by six, probably two, two dollars fifty for both." From the look on her face I knew the plan was working. Slowly, her frustration clear, she spoke, "THE ... BRA ... AND ... PANTIES ... I'M ... WEARING ... COST ... OVER ... SEVENTY ... DOLLARS." If anyone had been within fifty yards of us they would have heard her. "No way! That's nuts," I said, then turned and started towards Kevin's. "THEY DO!" she yelled at my back as she started after me. I turned and waited. "Really?" "Yes." "But how can they afford you? How'll they ever be able to afford twenty thousand for me?" "Do you know how much your father makes as a lawyer every year?" I did but wasn't going to tell her. "Or what mom makes as a University Professor? Do you know what Dad pays for one of his suits?" ""Two, three hundred?" "Twelve hundred minimum. And he has over twenty. And he has ten pairs of dress shoes. And they're worth at least two hundred each." Ash was on a roll again. "Do you know what silk ties cost?" "But still, you wouldn't spend all that money for a guy going to college would you?" "Do you honestly believe your parents want you to be wandering around Princeton, New Jersey, dressed like a bum and wearing underwear that cost you one dollar a pair?" "But what about Kevin?" I asked as we turned onto his front walk. "He lives in a house worth almost a million dollars. His ...