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We Will Do Your Mom First
Date: 9/1/2015, Categories: Hardcore, Mature, Taboo, Author: Bountyhunter310, Rating: 100, Source: xHamster
for me." "Ashley's right, I never should have let it get this far. Your clothes are an embarrassment. To all of us." "I can use some of the money I've saved," I offered. "You will not use one cent of your money." It was delivered in a tone that brooked no argument. "It'll probably just be a waste anyway. I'm a loser." I'd decided to play the pity card. "Yeah, like losers get accepted into Princeton," my mother scoffed. I knew my mom, a Professor of Philosophy at our state university, wasn't going to be easily swayed by whining. Still, I figured I'd try a little. "I can't even get a date. Look at me." "You're handsome," she protested. "I'm hopeless." "It'll be different when you get to university," mom promised, then added, "Ashley's so right about the clothes though, I should have thought of it before." Ashley was getting the credit for my plan. "I can't even open my mouth when a girl gets within ten feet of me." Mom laughed but as she did she put her arm around me. "Boys are always slower. You should see my first year classes. For the first two months I can't get a boy to say a word." "You can't?" "Then I can't get them to shut up." "Did you like university? Were you scared when you left home?" "Everyone is honey," she answered as she tousled my hair. "You'll love it. They'll be the best years of your life." "Maybe," I said ...