1. CRUISING FOR GRANNIES


    Date: 8/20/2015, Categories: Mature, Author: giannisgrpap, Rating: 91, Source: xHamster

    This is a true story only the names have been changed. Last November I went on a cruise in the Mediterranean purely to find a granny to have sex with, as I had heard that old ladies like to go on cruises. So I booked up and took a week off work to see if I could fulfil my wish and get a nice old dear to sl**p with me. Little did I know just how much enjoyment I would have. On the first night at dinner, I was placed on a table of eight, comprising of three couples and a single lady who looked in her late seventies. She spoke with a clipped English accent, very school mistress like and looked the part as well. She was a little over weight for her height about 5’ 3” but not fat, she wore a light blue pleated skirt teamed with a powder blue blouse, her hair was grey in a tight perm and she wore glasses. I ask if she was traveling alone, she told me that she had come with a group of ladies from the Woman’s Institute but they had messed up when allocating tables so she agreed to dine on her own and was glad she did because she got to sit next to a handsome young man (me). I told her well I think I’m the lucky one having such a charming lady think I’m handsome. She placed her hand on my thigh and said “Well you are I wish I were 40 years younger”. I leant towards her and whispered “Well you know what they say you’re only as old as the man you feel” and gave her a wink. She asked me how old should she feel, I told her I was fifty three and said “I’m sorry I didn’t mean to make you ...
    feel older than you are”. She told me I was a little flirt and that she was eighty one. “No way” I said. She told me that I must need glasses. So I said. ”You know what they say love is blind”. We both laughed. After dinner I was about to leave the table when she asked if I would like to join her for a drink in the Jazz Bar, as the rest of the ladies were meeting her there before going to watch the cabaret in the show bar. I told her that I would love to. We found a quiet corner and sat down and started to chat, just general chit chat about the cruise and life on the ship. Then she asked me if I were married, I told her I was divorced and said “What about you surely a lovely lady like you must have a man somewhere. She told me that she was and had been a widow for twelve years and really missed the company of a man. I asked her why such a lovely lady hadn’t found someone. She told me she didn’t fancy another old man. I said what about a young man then. “The chance would be a fine thing but no young man would be interested in an old lady like me”. She said. “I would jump at the chance”. I replied. Just at that moment a group of ladies joined us. Saying looks like Joy has found a toy boy. She introduced me to her lady friends and the night went well. They all flirted with me and me with them. Joyce had disappeared for a while when she returned she pressed a piece of paper into my hand so the other ladies couldn’t see and bided them and me good night saying it had been a long day ...
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