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The Plumber's Daughter Chapter 3
Date: 8/24/2015, Categories: Fiction, Author: beagle9690, Rating: 90.2, Source: sexstories.com
table, slowly circling them as he spoke. “How do you know you are Italian?” Patrick asked walking over and putting his hand on Dad’s shoulder before saying, “You can bench press 325 pounds. You have to shave twice a day and still cry when your mother yells at you. You know you’re Italian when you carry your lunch in a produce bag because you can't fit two capiccola sandwiches, 4 oranges,” Patrick took four oranges out of the bowl, two in each hand, and started juggling them as he circled, “2 bananas and pizzelles into a regular lunch bag,” and then Patrick tossed them one at a time to Father Joe who caught them was laughing while continuing to rattle off more Italian jokes. He stopped circling and put his hand on Father Joe’s shoulder asking, “How do you tell you are a true Italian? “To which Father Joe replied smiling, “Your mechanic, plumber, electrician, accountant, travel agent, lawyer and Priest are all friends or cousins.” Which got them laughing all over again and Patrick gave more examples “You are Italian if you have at least 5 cousins living in the same town or street and all your cousins are named after your grandfather or grandmother. You know you are Italian if you only get one good shave from a disposable razor. You know you are Italian when you net more than $50,000 on your first communion.” Patrick had them both of them laughing and slapping the table now. Mom and I were in the kitchen hugging one another and laughing near to tears; neither of us expected ...