1. A Three Year Drought


    Date: 8/7/2015, Categories: Hardcore, Mature, Sex Humor, Author: dantheman1980, Rating: 100, Source: xHamster

    So i have this ladyfriend we will call Charlie who, like me, tends to go long durations without sex. Funny that some pansexuals such as ourselves will be open to anything and then end up with nothing. It's a matter of standards, it's a matter of wanting to be single and it's a matter of simply not being the desperate kind, believe me! Charlie and I met through friends a few years back and found it funny that not only did we share the same birthday, we were both single for the same duration and had suffered that particular drought for the same amount of time. Well I did end up having sex a few times here and there whereas she just became more reclusive, so if I ever see her it's at her flat. Charlie is at a height advantage to me and I'm six feet tall. I think she's at about 6'2&#034 at the most and with a history in gymnastics she somehow manages to retain good shape despite being a video gamer and cat lover by profession. She has quite the boobs and legs on her despite always dressing to slob out. I've spent a bit of time admiring her photos on Facebook, let me tell you. But our friendship was based around mutuality and respect, so it was always platonic and actually still is after we ended up having sex a few months back. It was just warming up in Spring and I was trying to get her to come out and absorb a little Vitamin D. Of course it takes so long for me to walk to see her that I was too tired to disagree when she refused. We ended up lying on her bed, smoking and ...
    talking in between game levels. Only recently had I come out to her as pansexual, as well, and gradually that made its way into the conversation as she summoned the right words to ask how. HOW? 'So we're both the same age, born on the same day, we're both single and never get any and now we're both pansexual,' she said, starting to laugh. 'You're just copying me now!' 'Actually I never told you, did I? How long has it been for you now?' I asked. 'Three years!' 'Yeah, I've reset the clock,' I confessed. 'What? How?' she pleaded. Her world imploded. Okay, not so dramatically, she seemed somewhat betrayed. 'Married woman. I know, I know, I'm not proud, but it was offered and if it makes you feel any better it was awful...' 'Still,' Charlie cried, teasing, 'now I'm all alone. I just can't be bothered going through the whole socialising thing again and again.' 'You don't have to. You're an attractive lady,' I assured sympathetically, 'surely you have friends outside of your usual and immediate non-existent social circle?!' 'No.' 'You never have a one-off or a friend with benefits?' I asked. 'I would if I didn't worry you'd think differently of me,' I then admitted. 'Really?' she asked. I nodded sincerely. A smile escaped her lips. 'Well it's not like I'd think differently of you, I'd just know differently. Wouldn't it be weird?' 'Ha!' I laughed. 'Hello! What isn't weird about us? Sex is sex, though, if you want it, go get it...' 'Hmmm,' she contemplated quielty. 'And another thing, we ...
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