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You First
Date: 8/12/2015, Categories: First Time, Taboo, Voyeur, Author: brianbigdogsmith, Rating: , Source: xHamster
to hear strangers talking about!). There was no way I was going to try to have his conversation over text message, either. Not only would that be way impersonal, it would be too easy for Mom or Dad to accidentally see a fragment of it, and we'd both be up shit creek. Okay, man, cowboy up, I coached myself and I got out of bed and got dressed. This is all for the greater good ("The greater good," droned the voices from the cult from Hot Fuzz in my mind). A few hours at the mall isn't going to kill you. True to Mom's word, Jen was already dressed and at the table when I got there, a cleaned plate and half a glass of orange juice in front of her. "Morning, Shawn," she said with a smile. And at that, I knew everything was going to be all right. What was I panicking about? This was Jen, coolest s****r in the universe. We still needed to have a little chat, but things were okay. She wasn't mad or disgusted or anything. We were cool. Mood improved, I devoured breakfast, and then soldiered to the mall. The mall sucked, of course. Not once was I able to tug Jen away from our parents, not for more than a few minutes. Look, I'll just make a long story short and say that nothing really productive came out of it, all right? The whole trip was a waste of time. Jen got a sweater or something and Dad was argued down to a socket wrench (he's a bit of a tool nut). I actually had to sweat all through dinner, when Jen and I were finally free to escape upstairs. About to burst, I ...