1. Prince Charming and the Glass Dildo


    Date: 8/5/2015, Categories: Dark Fantasy, Romance, Teen Female Solo, Teen Female/Boy, Toys, Author: abroadsword, Rating: 72.7, Source: sexstories.com

    Back in the 18th century a humble page visits a jeweller’s shop. “So lets get this straight. You say Prince Charming wants a golden dildo, 10 centimeters in girth and 40 centimeters in length and encrusted with diamonds?” Buttoni, Prince Charming’s page looked at the jeweller and nodded, “Indeed,” he agreed. “Well we’re right out of stock at present squire,” the jeweller admitted, “We got ivory and glass, bronze even, but gold with diamonds, well sorry squire, but there’s no demand.” “His highness says he will have you killed if you will not supply one,” Buttoni suggested. “Fair enough, how does Thursday sound?” “Why not today?” Buttoni. “Got to make a mould squire, can’t just pour molten gold down some poor Slovack‘s ass hole anymore, health and safety see?” the jeweller complained “Are you sure you are a jeweller and not the village idiot?” Buttoni asked. “Lord no sir, last year I come third in village idiot contest, but I’m training hard for next year.” The jeweller knew a time waster when he saw one and Buttoni was a prime example. Everyone knew he was Prince Charming’s love bitch. Prince Boris or ‘Prince Charming,’ as they called him. Pretty as a peacock, bent as a corkscrew. Everyone knew all the ladies loved him but he preferred taking it up the ass. “When can I expect your master to come so I can make a mould?” the jeweller asked. “It’s for a woman you dog!” Buttoni sighed. “Do you a good glass one for twenty five Florins,” he said, “The slipper we calls it on ...
    account of it being so smooth that it slips in easily. “The glass slipper.” “Why so cheap?” Buttoni asked. “Second hand, was the wife’s mothers, cunt like a bucket, it just needs a bit of a clean.” “Done!” Buttoni cried not realising he had been done as the glass was actually made as an apprentice piece and twice the size of any other. ================================================ Buttoni rushed back to the palace. He liked his job as page but he was not too keen on people thinking he was Charming’s lover. The Prince was not gay, he was just shy with girls with a talent for saying the wrong thing and when the time came either he couldn’t get it up or he got too excited and came in his pants. He was ok in the whorehause but back in 1750 marrying a whore was generally considered to be a bad move for the Royal Family PR wise. “Your Highness!” he blustered, “I have just had this great idea.” “Not again,” Prince Charming sighed, “What is it this time? Invade Russia, Dig a tunnel, build a glider in the loft, slay a dragon?” “A ball!” Buttoni cried, “Hold a ball!” “Baseball, Tennis ball?” Charming asked. “No a dance, a big dance, a masked ball, invite all the eligible wenches,” Buttoni suggested. “Mother tried that,” Charming remembered, “I spent the evening hiding in the loo!” “But this time we say you met your true love and she left a love token and you have to find her!” Buttoni enthused. “And what sort of token?” Charming asked. “Her glass dildo!” Buttoni chuckled, “Look!” Charming ...
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