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WKRP: Serving Loni's Ass
Date: 7/23/2015, Categories: Celebrities, Fetish, Taboo, Author: Byronnnn, Rating: 100, Source: xHamster
often, she shit on plates and fed it to me with a fork. I am only estimating her, but in the five months that we did it, I ate Loni's shit more than fifty times. Fifty! When our f****y moved 100 miles away, Loni and I were distressed. We managed to get together a few times in the following few months and each time, she gave me what I wanted most which was sniffing her butt and I gave her what she had come to love the most, eating her shit. Then, she disappeared. Maybe she made it to Hollywood to star in WKRP; I just don't know. When WKRP finally aired, I knew that guys all over the world were lusting for her and her big boobs. I knew that millions of men wanted to fuck her or even just have a dinner date with her. And all along, I felt so smug because despite being a scrawny and unconfident school boy who still couldn't talk to girls, I had the satisfaction of knowing that I was better than all of those men. Let them strut and pose all they wanted but NONE of them would EVER be able to match the intimacy that I had with her. None of them would EVER be able to say even one time what I could say with great pride fifty times: "More than fifty times, I ate Loni Anderson's shit and I put my nose in Loni Anderson's ass and more than fifty times, I sniffed Loni Anderson's butt!"