1. Jelly Bean and Her Bail Bondsman Chapter 3


    Date: 7/25/2015, Categories: Fiction, Author: beagle9690, Rating: 75, Source: sexstories.com

    out his son. Dan danced with the twins as he promised until their Dad hustled them off the dance floor to their rooms. It was bedtime for the little ones; their two grandmas would take turns and watch them until the reception was over. Although Hannah and Tiberius did mingle with their guests as is proper; he did so only after his tramp mother got on his case. What a lump. Those Jones girls who were paired off with the fraternity fatheads were pretty much ignored and they mingled finding other dance partners including Dan. We all agreed that Anita and Dan ruled the dance floor. I danced with Dan twice, enjoying myself and showing him off. We have a secret understanding that I’ll share with no one; not my sister, not my niece. It was well into the evening when the Deejay announced we must clear it for the ceremony to follow, the cutting of the cake. I should mention that at the beginning of the festivities and with practiced pomp and fanfare, the Elite Praetorian Bodyguards escorted the wedding party to their table after all the guests were seated. They marched in two columns with the wedding party in between them. Once the party was seated the Centurion ordered the soldiers to draw their swords to salute the bride and groom. They then stood at attention behind them along the wall the whole time as if they were guarding them. At the call of the cake ceremony, half left and marched in formation into the main kitchen as soon as the dance floor was empty………………………………………………. It is ...
    obvious to me that my grumpy bear is behind all the glitches occurring at Hannah’s wedding. I knew the best was yet to come when they brought out the wedding cake. Talk about an orchestration of pomp and fanfare for a cake. Four men wearing white togas and sandals and each holding one of the poles of the ornate gold colored palanquin were escorted by the Praetorian Bodyguards. Inside of the palanquin was the five foot tall wedding cake. The Douglas’s had the cake flown in from New York City. It was created by a well known bakery of the rich and famous. This exceptional bakery has its own television show on cable. The cake was a scaled down reproduction of a delicious vanilla confection representing the column of Marcus Aurelius also known to some as the Aurelian Column. The original stone monument was built between 180 AD and 196 AD as a gift from the Senate and the Roman people to Emperor Marcus Aurelius in celebration of his successful military campaigns against the Germanic tribes who lived near the Black Sea. I counted the seconds for disaster…. 1…2…3…any time now…one of the men in the togas was none other than Tom O’Neil. I wasn’t disappointed; Tom accidentally on purpose tripped sending the monument to Tiberius Marcus Douglas toppling to the dance floor onto its side….wow! I looked at Mom; Mom looked at Aunt Joyce who had her hand over her mouth to hide her grin. We all looked at Danny. He looked back at us an angelic look on his handsome face, “Oops,” he said, taking a ...