1. The Penis Mightier than the Sword


    Date: 7/26/2015, Categories: Fantasy, Exhibitionism, Male/Female, Reluctance, Romance, Young, Author: abroadsword, Rating: 87, Source: sexstories.com

    The Penis Mightier than the Sword? To mis quote Cardinal Richlieu. But it makes a interesting title. Many years ago when East ‘Virginia’ became 'Virginia’ there was an administrative error and Maidstone County, East Virginia, was left off the list of counties in the new state. They only realised this when the old county records were computerised. Roy Hanks, the local Sheriff takes up the story. " Ten years ago we found we found Maidstone County was not legally a part of the United States. Seems like we stayed part of East Virginnia, which is not a state of the union instead of becoming part of the State of Virginnia. It ain’t no big deal. There’s just Praedsville and a bunch of farms basically. Two thousand folks or thereabouts. Walt Parker our town clerk figured out if we weren’t part of the USA then we could save a heap of money by not paying federal taxes and better still we could make our own laws.so that was what we done. So we got gun laws, nobody goes out at night without one. We got speed limits, though you’d have to be plum loco to do more than 90 down main street and get a ticket, and we got laws about whoring, no more than $25 a short time. And we got laws about getting laid. Pastor Jenkins started it. One Sunday he gave a sermon about the ‘demise’ of the ordinary American. We were dying out. We just weren’t having enough kids. Hell in a hundred years there wouldn’t be any ordinary folk left! “Go Forth," he said, “And Multiply!" I figured he been on the communion ...
    wine but folk respected him for some reason I could never figure and they started getting on at me about it. Anyway I called a town meeting. “See the way I figure it we got to out breed these immigrants,” I said. “Some French guy once said ‘The Penis, Mightier than the sword’ and he weren’t wrong.” “So what you going to do about it?" Zeke Petersen asked, “You can’t make folk fuck as don’t want to. “It ain’t about fucking its birth control,” Sam Robertson chipped in, “We should ban condoms and contra-ceptive pills." “That’s a start,” I said. “So how about we copy the Koran and say wives ain’t allowed to say no,” Gerry Mundt suggested. “So you’re legalising rape?” Elenore Wright the local spiky haired les-been suggested. “If that’s what you want,” I said. “I was being sarcastic,”she said all affronted like. “With your film star looks and grace and charm,” I said sarcastically, “I don’t reckon you got anything to worry about.” “The women will just divorce us!" Slim’ Francombe suggested as he stood up, all beer belly and nigh on two fifty pounds. “Or turn Les been!” “Guess we will have to ban girl on girl action,” I said as I fixed Elenore Wright with an icy stare. “What about the young girls, they won’t get married,” Tom Reilly chipped in “They’ll just go to University and get a job in a big city.” “Hey what about we say no girl goes to university lest she’s already pregnant.” Sam Thomas chipped in. “What if she hasn’t met the right man?” Gerry Halderberg asked. “Right or wrong ...
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