1. One Big Horny Weasley Family- chapter 9


    Date: 7/29/2015, Categories: Fiction, Author: naughtydragon, Rating: 66.7, Source: sexstories.com

    was it?” “Penelope’s. She also receives 5% of net profits as an unnamed consultant. It keeps the kids in new shoes.” “Her kids always have really nice shoes,” Ginny said. Alicia didn’t reply, merely raised an eyebrow. “So as convoluted and deceitful as this is,” Hermione said, “it doesn’t explain why Ron is at the top of your list. And no, I’m not jealous,” she added hastily at the look from Alicia, “I’m just curious why Ron and not Harry?” “I could ask you the same question, but I’m sure our answers are very different.” “Probably,” Hermione replied, feeling a little defensive. “Okay, just follow along because this is a little weird. Shortly after we opened the Toybox I met a woman through one of our distributors. She makes dildos for a living. One of the things she does is custom dildo molds based on a particular person’s… assets. We thought it would be a fun service to offer, so we made an arrangement. Part of the arrangement is that we have the option to reproduce and sell models in the store if the customer agrees. We don’t identify them, but we do give them fun little nicknames to market them by. I have every one we ever reproduced in my personal collection, about a gross in all.” “And you know who they all belong to,” Hermione said, not at all sure she was going to like where this was going. “No, most guys who agree to the reproductions are pretty secretive about it. Some are pretty flamboyant, the owner of the Gilded Smile tried to get us to market it under his name.” ...
    “The Gilded Smile? That wouldn’t be who I think it is would it?” “Yeah, it probably is. Five time winner of Witch Weekly’s Sexiest Smile.” Most of the other girls laughed. “That is just… eww.” Hermione felt very self-conscious because she didn’t think it was all that funny. She wanted to get Alicia back on track despite her trepidation about what she was sure she was going to learn. “So what’s Ron’s nickname?” She was surprised that Ron would agree to let his be reproduced, but she would have to ask him about that later. Alicia leaned forward and placed her hand on Hermione’s knee. “Hermione, we don’t do this to be cruel, we don’t do it as a joke. This is a business, and we always ask permission first. Did Ron know it was us behind it? No, I’m fairly sure he didn’t. But to answer your question, his nickname is ‘Little Brother’. The reason he is top on my list, is because ‘The Little Brother’ is the perfect size and the perfect shape for me.” Hermione was so upset that she couldn’t even respond. She had always thought that Ron and all his treasures were hers, and hers alone. To find out that this had happened turned all that upside down. She jumped when Angelina touched her shoulder. “Hermione,” she said quietly, “why don’t you come with me, I want to show you something.” Hermione got up and followed her silently from the room. As they climbed the stairs to the living quarters conversation began again in the room downstairs, but Hermione paid no attention to it. Once they were ...
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