1. This is Not a story about sex It is a story of on


    Date: 7/15/2015, Categories: Sex Humor, Author: cooltow, Rating: 100, Source: xHamster

    Alabama and took the drivers test by that afternoon I was also Whitney Shipp age 22. Whitney an I moved to Huntsville Alabama shorty there after.I got a job at age 17 dancing at a sleazy gentleman club (cough cough strip club) with my real but fake Alabama Drivers LIc. and all was well. I was making boat loads of money and more d**gs that I could do. Life was good till one Thursday night just before my 18th birthday it was slow at the club I was considering just going home for the night when suddenly DEA agents began come out of the woodwork pointing big guns and screaming get on the floor, get down, get down and there I was face down on the floor and 18 year old in a thong It's not like I was hiding a gun in my panties. The began to search everyone which in my case this did take long. They searched our dressing room, the customer, the dancer, then checked everyone's ID, it became apparent that they were looking for someone, most of the dance they turned loose or arrested on outstanding warrants. For what ever reason they didn't believe I was Whitney or that I was 22. They took me to the police station and finger print me which did no good I had ever been finger printed or arrested before, so they decided to hold me for 72 hour while they try to figure out as one officer put &#034who the fuck you are.&#034 They were sure I was a run away. Just when It looked like I would get away with it on the last 8 hours of the hold who would walk in to the police station and sign in as ...
    Whitney Shipp, but aunt Whitney, and I was busted. I took the charge and told the judge that Whitney didn't know about the birth certificate, social security card, and Drivers LIc, I sentenced to 2 year probates for identity theft which was only half the time I could have got for r****g a 8 year old. Shorty there after I turn 18 year old and my juvenile record was sealed. I don't have a job or an education so what would any horny girl do I moved home to Tellico Plains and married my c***dhood sweetheart. I wasn't i love but it better that living in your car. Mother insisted that there be a wedding her little girl who she never gave a fuck about was getting married. This was when to my surprise Rick walked back in to my life for the third time.No one sent him an invitation no one knew he was coming he just rode up on his Harley wear blue jeans and tee shirt. When I ask how he knew He just said I knew something important was happening. I knew then I would one day marry Rick The marriage when south in less that a year I had a really bad d**g habit I was live with mother and her new boyfriend this was straining our relationship to the max finally she threw me out and call Rick to come get me. I'm not sure now she knew that was what I wanted but it was more that any thing in the world. The next day I packed a gym bag with a few cloths and we left for the ranch in Lakeland Fl, Mee ma and Pee pa had died they watched over me has I tried to put my life back together. You know that ...
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