1. Lesley part 23


    Date: 7/20/2015, Categories: Mature, Sex Humor, Author: Les1111, Rating: 100, Source: xHamster

    Ernie Hedley was just starting his tea when Alan McPeevie knocked on his room door and walked straight in. &#034Hello Ernie. How are you tonight&#034 &#034No better for you asking. Your supposed to be invited in when ya knock at someone's door. I could have been shagging that Lesley or even the beautiful Sylvia...I might even have been having a wank...and you just fucking barge in. Did no fucker teach you manners when ya were shagging all them sheep in Jockland, now what do you want...I've got Nicola Sturgeon coming for tea and she'll not want a fucking buffoon like you eating all the scones.&#034 &#034Och ya a nasty old bastard&#034 &#034Dont you fucking dare...I've got more rights than you....stop calling me old!..... It's against the law...'ageism'...just fucking wait....I'll tell Nicola. She'll have ya deported to the Isle of Arran....you'll spent the rest of ya days parking cars by the ferry.,,,,now unless you've come to tell me that Lesleys had a face transplant.....I'm busy!&#034 &#034Ive got something for you Mr Hedley...a present.&#034 &#034Well, why the fuck did ya not say...ya must be simple...what is it&#034 &#034These....&#034 And dropped a pair of black thong panties on his table. &#034Who's are these? Smell fucking lovely...still damp to. If these are fucking Dots from the kitchen....&#034 &#034Sylvia's&#034 &#034Sylvia's ooooh....how the fuck did ya get hers...oh I know...ya charmed her out of them. Heeheeheehee&#034 &#034Do you want them?&#034 &#034Course I ...
    do. Does she know I've got them...?&#034 &#034Aye actually she does...I told her about you and Lesley.&#034 &#034Bet that went down like a fart in a spacesuit.....&#034 &#034She might be available for the next meeting....if you want&#034 &#034Ill think about it...ok I've thought about it. She's in....now before you fuck off....what's she like......naked. Is she all covered in tats like that ugly fucker ya f***ed me to eat.&#034 &#034A gentleman never tells&#034 &#034A fucking gentleman.....your as much a gentleman as Jimmy fucking Saville. In fact I'd rather have a pint with Jimmy Saville than fucking you&#034 &#034Keep this up and it might happen quicker than you want.&#034 &#034Well....what's she like...come on....spill....&#034 &#034Sucks cock better than Lesley....I've foond the best two cock suckers in the north of England. Must be in the air...aye...no tats though. Ave told her to get some nipples rings....&#034 &#034i that Lesleys mother...by...am just thinking back to her ...what a dirty cunt she was. Bet she's had over a thousand....she'll be...mid 70's now. Bet she's still getting cock now. What a woman....First time a met her was at a pub called 'the Farmers Rest. She was talking to Lesleys dad..who I worked with. He was just going to start his shift and he called me over...asked if I'd walk her out to the bus in an hour coz he was off to work. &#034Why I nae bother &#034 ah said...fuck me I'd just met the cunt and I...she got the bus...my fucking bus...she had me ...
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