1. Have a drink with me?


    Date: 7/8/2015, Categories: Mature, Taboo, Author: masterkapt, Rating: 100, Source: xHamster

    Have a drink with me? Me: About 30 at that time, 5-7, about 150#, slim and toned, but not with budging muscles. Had short hair, being an electronics nerd, and wore glasses. If there was a word to describe me it was “average”. I have the gift of gab, and am very extroverted and outgoing. I have been told I should be in sales. I always have had a thing for older women; they know what they want and are not afraid to ask for it. This came from a few older women: “You appeal to older women and cats.” I especially like smaller ones…… I was satisfied in my marriage. I did not go looking for strange stuff, but if it found me, I may have acted upon the total package, but with one eye open. Being a red-bl**ded male, I like pussy; however, the marriage was a good thing for me. Any extra curricular activity that way was not to screw up the marriage. I had just bought a larger home in a better part of town. I was doing small fix-up and remodeling things in it as time permitted. One of these was to strip out the bath tub caulking and replace it with one better at mildew resistant. I had a razor-sharp Buck folding knife, and had cleaned off all the old caulk. I was congratulating myself on doing a job well dome while cleaning the knife. While over the sink, it slipped and cut across my left thumb, quite deeply. I have had advanced first aid courses, so I applied butterfly strips across the cut, but it still had some bleeding. My wife said to go to the hospital and have a doc look at it. At ...
    the hospital, the doc said “Good job, but I have to open it back up, and flush it out. I will inject some Novocain so you won’t feel it.” I said OK. They had me lay down on the table, and two football front line-sized guys are holding me and the hand down. The doc said “Only one way to do this: fast and hard.” When he jammed in the syringe, the rest of me came up off the table about a foot. He sewed it up with 6 stitches, and put a padded cover over it in case I hit it on something. Ever hear the expression: “Sticks out like a sore thumb?” It’s really true. I said “Doc, how much pain will I be in when that stuff wears off?” He said “Most people are OK with Tylenol. I could give you a script for some pain pills.” I said “Doctor, how about a shot or two of booze? Would that work? You see, I have a license for what I do and can’t have anything which will show up on a d**g test” He said “I am OK with a shot or two of liquor.” I am not a drinker. We didn’t have a bottle in the house. On the way home, I stopped at a liquor store. When I had a drink with others, they seemed to prefer Scotch on the rocks. I went to that display, and selected a bottle of Johnny Walker. As I turned to check out, a voice near me said “Excuse me, my doctor suggested a shot of liquor before bedtime. I don’t know a lot about this, but you seemed to know what you wanted. Can you help me?” I looked her over. She had on a sundress, and looked to be 45-50, about 5-2, petit, and dark curly shoulder length hair. ...
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