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"The Unplugged Challenge"
Date: 5/24/2015, Categories: First Time, Taboo, Voyeur, Author: brianbigdogsmith, Rating: 100, Source: xHamster
Povich.” That was one for the books. When he had one of his regular episodes on cheating husbands, Mom demanded Dad take a lie detector test to prove he hadn’t been unfaithful during their marriage. He finally told her he’d be happy to, as long as they got a paternity test on the k**s, too. She was instantly offended at the accusation, which made her step back and realize how much she must have offended him, too. Mom took the point and calmed down, one of the rare times Dad had been able to cut her off early before she got too crazy. I hoped whatever she had in mind, this might be another of those times. “Let’s just hope it’s not Jerry Springer,” Krista said, setting Dad up for the old f****y joke. “I hope not. I don’t think I’m ready for your mother to become a transsexual stripper, or to sl**p with her cousin,” Dad said. “Don’t make jokes. You know how I hate that Springer. And this is nothing like those other times.” She took a breath, and then said, “I was watching Oprah…” We collectively groaned. Another f****y joke was that Mom’s queen was Oprah Winfrey. She bought all the books for her Book Club, and supported the causes Oprah supported. She even voted Obama because of Oprah. “But it was about something I’ve been thinking about for a long time. The show just gave me the idea.” We waited for the bomb to drop, what crazy idea Oprah had given her. “I really think this f****y needs some more togetherness. We’re drifting apart, with our cell phones and computers.” She ...