1. Jake's Magic Remote VI - Shenanigans


    Date: 3/26/2015, Categories: Hardcore, Sex Humor, Taboo, Author: WriterJim, Rating: 91, Source: xHamster

    “What happened?” “You didn’t hear?” Petra leaned forward and switched to her gossipping whisper. “She was complaining that they didn’t have the right brand of sparkling water, then ordered some ridiculous organic granola hippie substitutions that’ll probably cause the kitchen a ton of effort.” Jake glanced over, then did a double-take. “Huh,” he said. “What is it?” “Well, it’s just, I think I know her. Or, not know, but she was on the train yesterday morning. I remember because she shoved me to get on, then later had a weird, uh.. coughing fit.” Petra smirked. “Serves her right,” she said. “People who are rude ought to have bad things happen to them.” Sarah frowned at her daughter. “Honey, that’s not for us to decide. You should never wish harm on people.” Jake shrugged. “I dunno, there’s something to be said for schadenfreude.” Petra smiled and touched his shin with her toes again under the table. “Besides,” he added, “I gave her my water, so I figure it balances somewhat, a good deed on top of karmic punishment…” Sarah sighed. “You two are awful.” Jake grinned at her. “You married me and raised her, so what’s that make you?” Sarah and Petra went on talking about something else, but Jake couldn’t help keeping watching the other table. If Mala Kapur was a habitually awful person, then it might be a good idea to make an example of her. Or, at least, a fun idea. Miss Kapur appeared to be on a date. She was wearing a black low-cut top with a zipper and a mid-length skirt, and ...
    sitting across from her was a bored-looking guy in his thirties, who was chewing on a breadstick and watching her talk. Every now and then he’d do a nod-and-smile response to her chatter. Jake listened a little closer. It sounded like she was a really entitled bitch, going on about how poor people just don’t try hard enough and charity is a waste of time. Suddenly he didn’t feel so bad for throat-fucking her on the train. Since the food was taking forever anyway, Jake decided to have a little fun. He stopped things and got out of the booth, walking over to Mala’s table. “Gotta keep up with tradition,” he said with a chuckle, sliding up her skirt and pulling her lacy black panties down and off. Then he put her skirt back and examined her top. It was pretty tight, and the zipper in the front gave a “half-undone” look that really showed off her cleavage. Peeking under it, he noticed that her bra matched today. She must have been expecting some action tonight. Jake peered over at her date. Poor guy. Deciding he deserved a show, Jake unzipped the front of Mala’s top, leaving it undone but closed, then returned to his seat. Time started again, and Jake watched as Mala’s top opened, exposing her bra-clad breasts to her date. The guy’s eyes were glazed over from boredom, but he straightened pretty quickly in his seat at the sight. Being a classy guy and all, he looked down at the table and said something quiet to her. Mala gasped and snapped her top closed, zipping it back up again. ...
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