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Charlie's Law
Date: 10/2/2014, Categories: Seduction, Author: henrygatewood, Rating: 14, Source: LushStories
you think you’re doing in here?” he said in a clipped, offensive whisper. “This area is for guests ! You’ve played your silly little piano shit, now get the fuck out! You’re done here, you hear me Randall? Next time we’re hiring a professional !” This was a little too much for my pride to bear. I am only good at two things in this life: playing the piano and performing oral sex on women. Despite the overshadowing presence of the bouncer gripping my arm, I opened my mouth to say something that would probably have earned me a bruise or two, at the least. “Excuse me !” said an angry female voice. It was Charlie, thank god! “What on earth do you think you are doing to my good friend?” The bouncer looked uncertain, but quickly released my arm. The waiter’s face contorted into a comical parody of suppressed anger with a slapped-on coat of obsequious politeness. If my life were a cartoon, steam would have been coming out of his ears. “Your fr...?” he stammered. “Well I... I... I assure you that I really would...” “I don’t care what you really would,” said Charlie haughtily, glaring hard at the man. “My friend and I are leaving, and I can assure you that I will be having words in the appropriate ears.” She stormed out like an angry gale, the bewildered stares of the other guests in the bar swept up after her like dry leaves. I lingered just long enough to lean close to the waiter and speak my mind. “It’s Doctor Randall to you, you pretentious little tit,” I said in a low growl. ...