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The Chain: Link 5a
Date: 10/3/2014, Categories: Fantasy & Sci-Fi, Author: PervyStoryteller, Rating: 3, Source: LushStories
all to prepare him for the sight of the young woman sitting at his desk, with her back to his computer, legs crossed, jaws going to town on a piece of gum, tight fitting sports gear covering a mass of bulging flesh, a tangle of dark tresses falling all over the place. “Who are you?” he demanded. “How did you get in?” Unfazed, the woman smiled at him. “Hello, Sam,” she said. “Or should that be Samantha? You can think of me as your fairy godsister of the figurine if you like.” Sam just stared, his mind trying hard to work things out, but any sensible explanation unforthcoming. “I know,” the woman said. “I’ve been telling ‘em it’s a bit naff, this figurine lark. I told ‘em; I said it would be, like, brilliant if we could, like, be the genie in the lamp, you know? Just appear in a puff of smoke.” Sam shook his head. “What are you talking about?” he said. “And who are you?” As if she hadn’t heard, the woman said. “They’re not buying the idea, though. They say as it would cost too much, the postage, sending a lamp to people. Crock of shit, I reckon.” “Would you please just tell me what you’re doing here?” Sam asked, feeling as if his entire world was dissolving. “You people really are slow on the uptake,” the woman told him, chewing hard on her gum. “It’s simple. You kiss the figurine, you get what you’ve always desired. What’s the problem?” “The problem?” Sam exclaimed, waving an arm in her direction. “What do you think is the problem?” The woman gave a little frown, her jaws ...