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Harry Potter NR.0
Date: 2/16/2015, Categories: Fiction, Fan fiction, Author: zimbi, Rating: 76.9, Source: sexstories.com
learned." "Well, why haven't you said anything before?" "Well, you're dreadfully boring, aren't you?" the snake drawled and rolled his eyes, as if it was completely obvious and Harry shouldn't have had to ask such a stupid question. "All you ever talk about is the weather and what a nice day it is. And, I'll have you know, the birds know they're pretty. You don't have to tell them over and over every time one lands on you. Sure, they like the attention, but that doesn't mean that everyone else here enjoys your incessant prattling." "My teachers think I'm very smart!" Harry said. He wasn't about to tell this stupid snake that all of his teachers thought he invented a clever new method of cheating. "And I don't think you're very nice! Now I know why everybody hates snakes!" "Well, of course I'm not nice. I'm not the weather, after all," the snake laughed silkily. Harry could not believe it! He was being mocked by something with no arms or legs! He closed his eyes, calmed himself down and tried to be civil. "Well, I didn't know anyone could understand me. I'll try to keep my conversation entertaining for you, okay?" Harry glared at the snake. "Right. I'm Harry Potter, who are you?" "Eh? I'm a snake. You know that already. And I thought you were a human, not a Harry Potter. You certainly look human." The snake was looking at Harry as if he was even stupider than he originally thought. "'Course I'm human. But my name is Harry Potter." The snake still looked confused. "It's what ...