1. Jim didn't know what an old English style piz


    Date: 2/2/2015, Categories: Anal, Gay Male, Hardcore, Author: HotMaggieJewels, Rating: , Source: xHamster

    One day a man named "Jim" thought he'd take a trip downtown after watching the history channel's "Sons of Liberty" show which he i*****lly down loaded off a torrent site. All that bl**d sure got him in the mood for a pizza. Suddenly a sign appeared to his left on his travels; OLD ENGLISH STYLE PIZZA Completely enthralled and DANGEROUSLY curious he heedlessly made a turn into the parking lot. With a click of his keys the sound of Ace to base's "all that she wants" and the rumbling of the engine haulted in a complete silence. "Now what on EARTH am I doing?! Old English styled pizza?! What the HELL could THAT be. It's very unAmerican of me... What would my f****y think? Would my wife find me less of a MAN? Most of all WHAT would the GREAT founders of this very NATION think of me.... A single PROUD American tear BURNED down his guilty trading cheek. His hands began to tremble VIOLENTLY. Then he slowly looked up in deep blinding thought... I can only imagine what it might be like to order one.... ((((DREAM SEQUENCE))))) Hello, welcome to pizzeria of pizza, what can I get you? Yes...(cough...) um, yes I'd like to try an old English pizza. INSTANTLY a fresh pizza arrives on a platter on a booth table near the back of ...
    the pizzeria. Waddling Gleefully, Jim began to make his way towards the pizza. Just as he grew close he heard the swinging doors to the kitchen SLAM open. Huh... Before he had time to think two man in old british soldier uniforms came charging from behind with the back of their pistols ready to be used with blunt f***e. SLAM one in the right side of the head whauh... SlAM one on the left WHUH..,? Quickly Jim was turned around and bent down with GREAT f***e. RIIIP!!! his pants down fiercely as they bent him over the booth table. WHHAATT??!! Then they pumped their cum in his swollen bl**dy ass hole. As the last man releases the other kissed his cheek while the one in him stroked his other cheek shushing him gently with his shit brown rotting teeth in his mouth and breath that reeks of booze and vomit. "And make him FART our disease infested cum!!!" "Oh I will... On his FUCKING pizza!!!" Alfonzo the chef peered from the kitchen while curled in a ball crying with fear for the taste of his special pizza pie. "Come on, PUSH that out! You don't expect us to do all the work?!" So he lets out a wet bubbley fart Now EAT IT! He takes a slow painful takes a small cum/shit infested bite. What do you think poppet? It's...ITS
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