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Beef with Broccoli
Date: 2/1/2015, Categories: Fiction, Blowjob, Erotica, Written by women, Author: CandyXLove, Rating: 92.9, Source: sexstories.com
dissolving into giggles, "you order the Hunan beef?" There's only one real antidote to a Valentine's Day like this one: watching my favorite terrible horror movie. It's a surprise, right? I'm a first grade teacher and I still have that apple cheeked, blonde, girl-next-door thing going on. I should be watching something with Jennifer Aniston in it. Here's the thing, though, that I figured out in college. Women in those movies are idiots. They hate a guy from the moment they lay eyes on him, he does nothing to change her mind the whole time, then fifteen minutes from the end of the movie, she realizes she loved him all along and it's all been some kind of misunderstanding. I'm sorry, but if I'm going to watch a movie about a woman who's too dumb to know what's going on, I'd at least like it to be the zombie apocalypse or killer hillbilly murder cult she doesn't quite know how to deal with, not her own goddamn life. That's ridiculous. Life can be ugly, like every step around you is the scummy, gum-spotted sidewalk in front of a laundromat; Life can crush down on you like broken cinderblocks and rebar held together with coagulated smog. Your life, though, your life is the one thing you're always qualified to figure out. The brunette is running, streaked with blood, her shirt ripped half off so one cup of her white bra can show off her bouncing breast. She looks over her shoulder, panting, running. Nothing is behind her but skeletal trees and darkness. The camera changes shots ...