1. Glamour Shots, Chapter 17


    Date: 1/23/2015, Categories: Wife Lovers, Author: stormdog100, Rating: 25, Source: LushStories

    large of a quantity, and was stopping to leave some of the bounty with our friend, or maybe stopping to give or request a hand with some project or another. Showing up spur of the moment was perfectly acceptable…except that at that moment we weren’t dressed! Alli was giggling, but blushing, both of us caught in one of those ridiculous moments in our lives. “We could just yell for them to let themselves in.” I looked at her. “Well, yeah, we could, except that first, that doesn’t solve our dilemma, it actually makes it worse, and second, the door is locked.” “Oh. Well, run upstairs and grab us some clothes, and yell to them on the way by that we’ll be with them in a minute.” I laughed. “Uh-huh, I see; did I miss a vote or something - the one where I got elected for that?” The doorbell rang a second time; clearly we needed to look into finding some less persistent friends! She shook her head. “Well we can’t just ignore them!” “Au contraire, sexy lady! I can – and am – ignoring them quite nicely, thanks!” “Just go, you big coward!” “You’re more covered than I am! You have a bra on, while my tits are showing.” “That’s stupid!” She reached into a lower cabinet and came up with twin cookie sheets, which she handed to me. “Here, take these!” “Are we baking cookies? Seems like odd timing, but…” “God, you’re frustrating sometimes! Use them to cover yourself – your man-boobs, if you’re so inclined – and go get us some clothes!” “Yup, once again I’m thrown to the lions to protect my ...
    helpless mate…and I do not have man-boobs!” I held one in front of me to cover my leopard pouch and one behind, to cover my bare ass, and, thus armored, made for the stairs, my eye on the windows alongside the front door all the way. I had almost made it to the opening to the foyer and was ready to spring beyond it to safety when Sherry leaned over and peered in. Our eyes met, and hers widened, and then she started laughing! Rob immediately looked in the other side and I bolted, rushing past and up the stairs, my armor clanking all the way, yelling to them to wait a minute as I streaked past. Upstairs I abandoned my armor plates to the bed and quickly threw on sweatpants and a t-shirt, and then grabbed a short robe for Allison and went back down. I ran to the kitchen just long enough to toss her the robe, and then went to the front door to greet our annoying friends. They were both still laughing, Rob with tears actually running down his face. “Oh, man, that was great! Did we catch you guys fooling around? And in the kitchen, of all places?” He was wheezing as he talked, out of breath from talking and laughing at the same time; Rob is not in the best of shape…beyond the fact that round is a very useful shape. His big beer gut and aversion to physical activity outside of the workplace (he’s a general contractor, if you’ll recall) have left him in no condition to laugh and talk all at once; I began to become concerned that he’d collapse and I’d have to choose between letting him ...
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